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A Thought for Today
What is haunting and unnamed will always
capture our imagination.
We're supposed to have
fun today so I thought we'd keep things light-hearted.
The following was sent to me
by my friend Cid and though I get the feeling it's an old one, I hadn't heard it
before.
TRICK OR
TREAT?
A cabbie picks up a nun. She
gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask
you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy about kissing a nun."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. However, you
have to be single and you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too".
The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley". He does and the nun fulfils
his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child", said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party."
THANKS
AGAIN
My wife Priscilla still hasn't gotten
over the fact that
people she doesn't know, and who don't know her, took the time and
trouble to write and post greetings on the occasion of her 50th birthday last week. Your letters and postings
really made her day so once again, thanks for remembering.
Rod will be back with you
tomorrow and I'll see you next Wednesday. Don't forget the address for
stories about your favorite McKuen song or poem is
ken@mckuen.com and I look forward to
hearing from you soon.
- Ken, Johannesburg,
October 31
Details of Rod's next
appearance can be obtained by following the link below.
"Tap
Your Troubles Away" - the music of Jerry Herman
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