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Rod & Sunny: Photo by Bob
Gentry 8/5/1999
A Thought for Today
Men fear thought
above all else, but only thinking sets us free.
Rod is hard at it in the studio today so I have the opportunity of
re-publishing one of my all time favorite Friday stories.
Hope you chuckle as much as I did.
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances
up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes
she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation
washes over him.
Low and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a
conversation, he blurts out "Business trip or vacation?"
She turns smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual
Nymphomaniacs Convention in Chicago."
Whoa! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here is
the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next t him, and
she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his
outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this
convention?"
"Lecturer," she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality.
"Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?
"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well-endowed, when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who
is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French
men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish decent."
Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she
says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your
name!"
"Tonto," the man says as he extends his hand. "Tonto Cohen."
- Ken, Johannesburg,
November 1
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